donald j trump twitter Twitter Library
– You’re welcome
President’s Twitter Library,
Do you know what Twitter is?
– It’s like Facebook but smaller.
– It’s wrong
– Facebook but for cool people
So, this is it
A real, life-sized replica
In the hands of President Trump,
Yes, they are smaller than this
Children’s hands.
– [man] Look, you
The President has his hands.
– We have some rules
In the Twitter Library,
The general rule is not tactile,
As long as you are not a star, you can do so.
(Dramatic music)
Okay so this is it
Trump Nickname Generator,
President Trump’s Surnames
To all his friends.
So, President Trump can actually stay here
You should also give it a nickname.
Who wants to go first?
– To me!
– You.
So go ahead and put yourself
Your first name is right here.
What do you say?
– Lou I-Q Blake.
– In I-Q Blake, cool nickname!
Very cold.
(Inaudible baby whispers)
No, President Trump elected him,
You don’t have to choose them.
(Dramatic music)
Okay, this is the Golden Throne,
This is President Trump ination
Exactly when he tweeted.
See, he always had a lot
Special relationship with women.
It’s like that
A little aggressive,
You can say it anyway
He was touching his daughter
He loves women.
– [child] Yes.
– (Siren) [Alarm] New Tweet!
– You guys, okay, this is it
That means President Trump
Tweeting now!
If you want to share what he’s tweeting,
What do you think
– How much he hates women.
(Dramatic music)
– Does everyone remember President Obama?
– [kids together] Yeah.
– Who’s here
Is President Obama Born?
– [with children together] America.
– President Obama was born in Africa.
That means President Obama was elected
With false excuses.
– A lot of words I don’t know.
– It’s good, you all need to know
President Obama was born in Africa.
(Dramatic music)
– This is a national tragedy.
President Trump’s Twitter account
Inactivated for a total of eleven minutes.
– Eleven minutes.
– (Repealed) Eleven.
To honor what really happened here,
We’re coming to eleven
Time for silence
Ready?
Beginning
– Now.
(Children get wet)
– Well, you heard me laugh,
This means we are going to get started.
Let’s start now.
You’re well now Rich Claire has a laugh
Now we start again.
Let’s start now.
(All children beg)
Okay, again, it’s not
Rich Claire, not Rich Claire.
(Dramatic music)
– Okay, man,
We have it all the time.
– What did you learn today?
– Don’t touch unless you’re Famous.
– Right!
– What did you learn?
– He lied to be the marker
Obama was born in Kenya.
– He’s not lying, he’s just
Probably suggested,
Asking questions is not a lie.
– Okay, go from here.
See you all later.
Everything’s fine, Ronnie,